So, internet folks, just between you and I, I am in the hospital. I have been here for the last 41 hours been in the process of being induced for the last 37 hours. I’m almost there! Pray that this induction works otherwise it’s a c-section for this gal. No bueno!
For those who heard my presentation Wednesday on why one should adopt over producing their own child, I left one tiny detail out. IT F%&$ING HURTS! More than anything, no eating or drinking. That’s right, guys and gals, no food for me in the last 44 and a half hours unless you’d like to count ice chips and if you do I will punch you in your flipping face!!
I apologize, that would be the labor speaking. It hurts and it’s still too early for me to get any pain meds. I’m too delusional to write more.
Happy eating, people!