I was planning on spending my afternoon on my back porch blogging about some nonsense until I got out onto my back porch. Then what I saw made me forget about everything I planned on ever writing.
"We're cool man. Just chillin'. When was the last time we did this?"
"Oh shoot! The girl saw us. Follow my lead!"
"Don't take this the wrong way. I do like you but I have to pretend I'm protecting the girl. You heard that scream."
"WHAT! What do you want from me!? He's JUST a snake!"
"Yea. You better run!"
"I did good. Imma good kittie. I didn't eat him but he won't come back....when you're home."
Diving into Motherhood with No Floaties 